Full Title: The New Book of Chronicles; Delineating in Eccentrical Sketches of the Times a Variety of Modern Characters of the Great and Small Vulgar. London: Printed for T. Massey, Snow-Hill, and sold by all the booksellers of Great Britain, .
In those days the fire burned in Gallia, as the multitude mused on their mighty Monarch.
2. Behold, the fury of the flame spread far and wide even until it reached the region of captivity,
3. Called in the Hebrew tongue the Tophet of Tyranny but by the Gauls the Bastile.
4. Lo, in that horrible pit were found the Records of Royal Rebellion, written with the blood of the brave asserters of Liberty.
5. On that day the Grand Monarch much marveled, and humbled himself before the Lord, and all the people of the Provinces.
6. Then fled the Queen and hid herself in a solitary Sanctuary,
7. Which proved not an asylym, for the assembly of the nation for her head offered three hundred thousand livres.
8. In the mean time the enraged multitude seized the Governour of the Bastile, and put him to Death, who dealt with him as he deserved.
9. The Commandant also was pushed by the people within the reach of the tyrant, whose slave he had been.
10. And behold, when the frightful king had done to these twain even as they had done to the prisoners of the dungeon, they descended to the shades of Erebus,
11. Not meeting in all the way the place which the priests of Rome call Purgatory, even the place of fools.
12. Now it came to pass, as these slaves of authority arrived at the gate of Pandoemonium,
13. That behold Brownrig the wife of Lucifer looked out at a window over the portal of the unhallowed hall.
14. And she cried with a loud voice, saying, behold, my brethren of the Bastile knock at the door, open it unto them.
15. As the high harlot of hell spake, lo the gates opened wide to the harsh sound of ten thousand hogs making melody in the Museum of Mawby.
16. And when forty and five infernals had whipped the slaves into the hall of justice, they stood before Eacus, Minos, and Rhadamanthus.
17. Howbeit, Belial blushed, Moloch grew mad, Satan saddened his countenance, and all the peers proclaimed a fast, when they were told that their kingdom was falling.
18. On that day the King caused all the regions of his dominions to be hung with sable, and commanded also the court to appear in the hue of hell, saying:
19. Peradventure the mercers and drapers of London may open a trade hither, through the medium of the taylors.
20. And when he had caused his servants to set before the keepers of the Bastile the bread which Belial had baken and the beer of his brewing,
21. At the motion of his sceptre seven of the infernal phalanx thrust them into the fiery furnace;
22. And it came to pass, when the door was shut that the whole herd of hardned fiends fell into a fit of festivity, rejoicing to hear the roar of the _____s.